She would like us to return there, BDSM style. Well, my first comment was that I have nothing I hate so much as to banish it forever, but upon reflection, I decided that can't be true. For one thing, there has been more than one version of the contract, so I must have pushed for some changes. At some point. For some reason. Those must be my room 101 items.
So, I took the question to H - what belongs in Room 101? And he came up with one right away, no hesitation:
The cock ring. Nothing ever hurt so bad.
"Honey, I think this is supposed to be about me. Not you."
Put it in the room!
Okay... so, cock rings are banished forever.
His next idea was the large butt plug. However, after discussion, he grudgingly agreed with me that just because it didn't work doesn't mean it is banished forever. We just weren't there yet. In fact, after that discussion, we were compelled to go find out what does fit in that area and it turns out that we can fit in a few fingers and then after that, a very large cock. So far. :)
Anyway, the large butt plug is banished for now, but certainly not forever. Is there a Room 99???
I guess my second item would be the never crossing my legs rule. That one is hard to do and frankly, I don't do it. I haven't done it in a long time, but randomly, I still think about it all the time. I wonder if I should uncross my legs when I am around H. Not only was it surprisingly difficult to sit around with your legs open, it all seemed too silly to me. Also, that is a really big departure from being a lady, in my mind.
(For those who don't remember/know, the rule is this: Slave shall neither close nor cross her legs in Master's presence. Slave's legs shall be spread so that no part of the legs touch each other but may be commanded to increase of decrease this as desired by Master.)
As a side note, H really likes this rule, so I hesitated a bit before bringing it up. Especially since I rebelliously disregard it at all times.
For our third item, both H and I agree on this one: No bathroom related humiliation. We are not the farting family or the couple who leaves the door open in the morning. H did suggest that we should explore this more, if I really really want to be humiliated. While I agree that this would be humiliating, I ventured that, knowing him, he would not enjoy it. Actually, I think he would hate it. And isn't the point for someone, not necessarily me, to get something from the activity? So, we are both throwing this in the room. As far as I know.
So that's three. It took both of us quite a while (with a small sex break) to come up with three things that are banished presumably forever, but we did it.
And now back to our regularly scheduled post-